1. How do you orient? mostly het, poly, female, switch

2. How long have you been doing pervy stuff? since I was 17, the first time I tied a boy up

3. If a rubber ducky fell from the sky what would be your first impulse? Is it a Devil Ducky?

4. To you prefer to watch or be watched? Watch.

5. How do ya like your eggs? Scrambled.

6. What is your favorite pervertable? I don't much care for pervertables, on average.

7. How easy is it to get you naked? Extremely.

8. Where do you buy equipment and what is your favorite piece? Tack stores/coops and Babeland.

9. Thud or sting? Sting.

10. What is your favorite restraint material to use or wear? Hemp rope and leather.

11. Do ya make your own toys and if so what are ya most proud of? No, but people make them for me.

12. When ya see a St Andrew’s cross what is your first impulse? Remembering a strong bottom in a resistance scene with 3 tops and her almost knocking one over.

13. What is the least likely to succeed pick up line you have used? Has it worked? I'm drawing a blank.

14. Can I get some fries with that shake? No.

15. Can ya suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose? I don't need to use a hose.

16. If you were trapped in the mountains, say snowbound, and you only had a pocket knife, cheese 50 feet of rope and a packet of peanuts what would you do? Who would you most like to be in that situation with <you can add more peanuts for each person> I don't like the snow. I wouldn't be there to begin with.

17. What is the most perverted act you have ever accomplished? This is a public forum, I'll think I'll keep mum on this one.

18. If your partner suddenly yelled out fhqwhgads, what would you do? Stop in shocked amazement.

19. Where are we going and what is that for? On a grand, entropic journey. It's for the fun of it.

Okay ... here goes:

1. How do you orient? (hetero, homo, bi, mono, poly, top, dom, bottom sub, switch, male, female you get the gist)
*Female, curvy, hetero (with the occassional bi thrown in), poly, submissive, bottom*

2. How long have you been doing pervy stuff?
*Doing ... a little over a year .... *fantasizing ... my whole life...

3. If a rubber ducky fell from the sky what would be your first impulse?
*Catch it*

4. To you prefer to watch or be watched?
*be watched*

5. How do ya like your eggs?
*scrambled with cheese, or fried over easy, or basted, or, ummmm ... baked in yummy foods, heh*

6. What is your favorite pervertable?
*Electric fly swatter*

7. How easy is it to get you naked?
*very*

8. Where do you buy equipment and what is your favorite piece?
*Home Depot - rope*

9. Thud or sting?
*thud*

10. What is your favorite restraint material to use or wear?
*soft hemp rope, and/or leather*

11. Do ya make your own toys and if so what are ya most proud of?
*umm, no ... but I have some made for me*

12. When ya see a St Andrew’s cross what is your first impulse?
*to press my face against it and lick it, lol*

13. What is the least likely to succeed pick up line you have used? Has it worked?
*haven't ever used a pick-up line, I don't think*

14. Can I get some fries with that shake?
*of course!*

15. Can ya suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
*haven't ever tried; how 'bout chrome off a trailer hitch? Heh*

16. If you were trapped in the mountains, say snowbound, and you only had a pocket knife, cheese 50 feet of rope and a packet of peanuts what would you do? Who would you most like to be in that situation with <you can add more peanuts for each person>
*I'd order room service*

17. What is the most perverted act you have ever accomplished?
*ummmm, I don't think I've had time to work on this one*

18. If your partner suddenly yelled out fhqwhgads, what would you do?
*Fall on the floor laughing*

19. Where are we going and what is that for?
*I'm going crazy and it's for everyone else's entertainment, bwuahahahahaha!*

Hello all! ;-)

1. How do you orient? (hetero, homo, bi, mono, poly, top, dom, bottom sub, switch, male, female you get the gist)

Female with a fairly strong masculine side, Bi, Poly, sub, student of tantra.

2. How long have you been doing pervy stuff?

Since before i knew what it was... I can remember having some intensely BDSM fantasies when i was in elementary school but i didn't know what to do with them and was too ashamed to talk to anyone. In terms of being out as sexually different, I guess the first thing i did was come out as a lesbian (it took me a few more years to realize how beautiful the cock really is) at 14 on the radio. yes. On the radio. I don't do anything small. ;-)

3. If a rubber ducky fell from the sky what would be your first impulse?

Pick it up and squeeze it.

4. To you prefer to watch or be watched?

I'm a wierd creature: an insecure exhibitionist. ;-) I like watching now, and i've never been watched in a more public context, but i do find the idea a turn on if i could get past my self-consciousness.

5. How do ya like your eggs?

Unfertilized.

6. What is your favorite pervertable?

the back of the hairbrush as a paddle.

7. How easy is it to get you naked?

Did someone drop a hat? oh, look... Jaybird's nekkid again. ;-)

8. Where do you buy equipment and what is your favorite piece?

My exhusband makes beautiful leather goods, and my favorite is a flogger that's wrapped in suede strips and has beautiful knots on the handle.

9. Thud or sting?

Yes, please. Mostly thud with a little sting to punctuate.

10. What is your favorite restraint material to use or wear?

Leather. I love the way it smells when it gets wet with sweat. I do have to replace them when they start to get stinky but its worth it.

11. Do ya make your own toys and if so what are ya most proud of?

Nope, but have improvized with household goods. I guess costuming is what i'm most proud of. I've made a few corsets that i love.

12. When ya see a St Andrew’s cross what is your first impulse?

To squeel with exhitement like a little girl. ;-) Haven't gotten to try one yet.

13. What is the least likely to succeed pick up line you have used? Has it worked?

I suck at pick up lines, but i once got a man that i thought was totally out of my class to go to bed with me by lighting every cigarette smoked the entire evening.

14. Can I get some fries with that shake?

No fries, but how about a fresh oyster cocktail?

15. Can ya suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

Never tried, but I can shoot a pingpong ball about 50 feet without using my hands. ;-)

16. If you were trapped in the mountains, say snowbound, and you only had a pocket knife, cheese 50 feet of rope and a packet of peanuts what would you do? Who would you most like to be in that situation with <you can add more peanuts for each person>

Ummm, I guess i'd make a snow shelter and wait for help. I'm too much of a city girl. I'd love to have some sweet warm thing with me so we could snuggle and keep each other warm until help arrives.

17. What is the most perverted act you have ever accomplished?

I had sex with a girlfriend in the halls of my highschool... does that count?

18. If your partner suddenly yelled out fhqwhgads, what would you do?

Clinch my internal muscles and dig in my fingernails... we're in for a ride! ;-)

19. Where are we going and what is that for?

That's usually my line. ;-)

1. How do you orient? Mostly Dominant Bi

2. How long have you been doing pervy stuff? Since puberty really, but more focused on it the past 7 years or so.

3. If a rubber ducky fell from the sky what would be your first impulse? DUCKIE!!!!

4. To you prefer to watch or be watched? Be watched

5. How do ya like your eggs? Over easy

6. What is your favorite pervertable? Wooden spoon

7. How easy is it to get you naked? How easy is it to breath?

8. Where do you buy equipment and what is your favorite piece? Online mostly or gifts from friends. My favorite being this evyl hairbrush that a former sub gave to me

9. Thud or sting? Sting, because my sub prefers thud.

10. What is your favorite restraint material to use or wear? Leather

11. Do ya make your own toys and if so what are ya most proud of? No

12. When ya see a St Andrew’s cross what is your first impulse?

13. What is the least likely to succeed pick up line you have used? Has it worked?

14. Can I get some fries with that shake?

15. Can ya suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

16. If you were trapped in the mountains, say snowbound, and you only had a pocket knife, cheese 50 feet of rope and a packet of peanuts what would you do? Who would you most like to be in that situation with <you can add more peanuts for each person>

17. What is the most perverted act you have ever accomplished?

18. If your partner suddenly yelled out fhqwhgads, what would you do? Start singing "come on fhqwhgads, say come on fhqwhgads."

19. Where are we going and what is that for? Don't question me, bitch.

1. How do you orient? hetero poly dom male

2. How long have you been doing pervy stuff? The number has two digits.... can we just move on?

3. If a rubber ducky fell from the sky what would be your first impulse? To wonder if I were next going to see the bathtub falling.

4. To you prefer to watch or be watched? Yes.

5. How do ya like your eggs? Sunny side up, please.

6. What is your favorite pervertable? Hairbrush.

7. How easy is it to get you naked? Not easy. I think people should have to overcome a few challenges in their lives.

8. Where do you buy equipment and what is your favorite piece? I like Stockroom, but my favorite thing isn't sold there - a blindfold called "Mindfold."

9. Thud or sting? Whatever makes them squirm and breath heavily.

10. What is your favorite restraint material to use or wear? The mind.

11. Do ya make your own toys and if so what are ya most proud of? I dabble in this, and I'm sorta proud of the house collar I've designed.

12. When ya see a St Andrew’s cross what is your first impulse? Duh. Attach someone to it.

13. What is the least likely to succeed pick up line you have used? Has it worked? My usual pickup line is, "Hey, ummm, err, blerrrr, gah." It has worked.

14. Can I get some fries with that shake? Depends on where you want them put.

15. Can ya suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose? No, but I value those who can.

16. If you were trapped in the mountains, say snowbound, and you only had a pocket knife, cheese 50 feet of rope and a packet of peanuts what would you do? Who would you most like to be in that situation with <you can add more peanuts for each person> I would rather do this alone (whiners bother me), and I'd attach the rope to some convenient point, wave the knife like a magic wand, and teleport myself out of the predicament. (Hey - it's a pretend situation, I can pretend my way out of it any way I like.)

17. What is the most perverted act you have ever accomplished? I don't think there is only one.

18. If your partner suddenly yelled out fhqwhgads, what would you do? I would interpret that as encouragement.

19. Where are we going and what is that for? I don't see the point of telling you now; that would spoil the surprise.

1. How do you orient? (hetero, homo, bi, mono, poly, top, dom, bottom sub, switch, male, female you get the gist)
Male hetero Dominant with some sadistic tendencies

2. How long have you been doing pervy stuff?
About 20 years now sometimes more intensely than others

3. If a rubber ducky fell from the sky what would be your first impulse?
Check and see if perhaps I really should be on medication

4. To you prefer to watch or be watched?
Both probably prefer to watch though

5. How do ya like your eggs?
With a beautiful woman sitting across from me

6. What is your favorite pervertable?
Currently wok cleaner my regular thing and I got at the Asian minimart <gonna have to post the poem about that shopping trip>

7. How easy is it to get you naked?
Not hard, usually any flimsy excuse

8. Where do you buy equipment and what is your favorite piece?
I get regular standard stuff from local venders and or the local tack shop. The vast majority of my things are self made... I enjoy working with the materials and the anticipation of getting to try it out on someone

9. Thud or sting?
Whatever she likes best though I love the sound that stingy implements make

10. What is your favorite restraint material to use or wear?
Leather and rope, Leather for the convenience and smell, rope for aesthetic considerations

11. Do ya make your own toys and if so what are ya most proud of?
I make most of my own... My bead chain flogger is one I have a lot of pride in concerning craftsmanship and finish, other smaller less complex toys like a pair of nipple suction devises get more use and are a lot of fun

12. When ya see a St Andrew’s cross what is your first impulse?
Sadly to analyze the structure and see if there are any invative techs that the maker has used that can be integrated into my designs, Then find someone to attach to it to check if it is soundly built.

13. What is the least likely to succeed pick up line you have used? Has it worked?
I hate seeing ya go but love to watch you leave... I have had them return to give me a phone number several times and later closed the deal. In terms of "closing the deal" at the time generally something like "Ya interested in going somewhere to play?" works about the best

14. Can I get some fries with that shake?
I try not to shake too much

15. Can ya suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
I've met a few grrls that II swear could. I have always held them in high esteem, I have yet to see it in action but would be open to a demo from any lady that can.

16. If you were trapped in the mountains, say snowbound, and you only had a pocket knife, cheese 50 feet of rope and a packet of peanuts what would you do? Who would you most like to be in that situation with <you can add more peanuts for each person>
Cook the cheese up with the peanuts, tie the wench I am with up and feed them slowly with them... I figure having wild sex repeatedly would get us rescued cause it seems that something comes up <like a rescue> everytime I am having a great time.

17. What is the most perverted act you have ever accomplished?
Perversion to me is radically variable... I am no longer sure what is pervy though prolly giving my grrl away without her knowledge for her birthday to a couple we liked was a pretty close example.

18. If your partner suddenly yelled out fhqwhgads, what would you do?
Look for Strong Bad, If he wasn't there take her to the back room take of her clothing and do terrible things to her.... Would have to take her to the limit.

19. Where are we going and what is that for?
To hell in a hand basket paddle if ya can.

JSin

Perfect timing I just joined yesterday and was wondering how to start off.

1. How do you orient? (hetero, homo, bi, mono, poly, top, dom, bottom sub, switch, male, female you get the gist) Hetro, Female, Slave

2. How long have you been doing pervy stuff? 10 years

3. If a rubber ducky fell from the sky what would be your first impulse? See if it can be used as an inflatable.

4. To you prefer to watch or be watched? Be watched

5. How do ya like your eggs? Scrambled

6. What is your favorite pervertable? My Beautiful Flogger

7. How easy is it to get you naked? Just ask.

8. Where do you buy equipment and what is your favorite piece? The Pleasure Chest, on-line, and at various events.

9. Thud or sting? Thud, Thud and more Thuds.

10. What is your favorite restraint material to use or wear? Leather

11. Do ya make your own toys and if so what are ya most proud of? Would chopsticks and rubberbands count?

12. When ya see a St Andrew’s cross what is your first impulse? After the shivers subside, I look for the man with the flogger.

13. What is the least likely to succeed pick up line you have used? Has it worked? Never used one.

14. Can I get some fries with that shake? I don’t know can you?

15. Can ya suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose? Never tried

16. If you were trapped in the mountains, say snowbound, and you only had a pocket knife, cheese 50 feet of rope and a packet of peanuts what would you do? Who would you most like to be in that situation with <you can add more peanuts for each person> I would like to be Slavomir Rawicz. I just read his book he crosses Siberia the Gobie Desert and the Himilayas to escape a Soviet Labor Camp. He only had dried bread imagine what he could do with cheese and peanuts. LOL

17. What is the most perverted act you have ever accomplished? That story is better left to tell in person.

18. If your partner suddenly yelled out fhqwhgads, what would you do? Turn around so he wouldn’t see me laughing.

19. Where are we going and what is that for? You’ll see when we get there. That is for you if you misbehave when we do.

1. How do you orient? (hetero, homo, bi, mono, poly, top, dom, bottom sub, switch, male, female you get the gist)
I'm a poly, bi-fem submissive with SAM Brat tendencies

2. How long have you been doing pervy stuff?
Since I was a kid and found my great grandmother's corsets in a chest at my great aunt's house and had fun tying up the farm hand's daughter with it, but I enjoyed wearing it more even though it hung off me because i was too small for it at the time.

3. If a rubber ducky fell from the sky what would be your first impulse?
PUDDLES!!!!

4. To you prefer to watch or be watched?
Both and at the same time if possible....

5. How do ya like your eggs?
Over easy

6. What is your favorite pervertable?
oooh....my very favorite is a rod off a Venetian blind. It's acrylic and thin ooooh yummm does it sting ....

7. How easy is it to get you naked?
That depends, if you're drawing or painting or for the arts, in a heartbeat

8. Where do you buy equipment and what is your favorite piece?
Dom Depot of course, a pair of cuffs made with INDUSTRIAL ply velcro that I can't squirm out of no matter how much I try.

9. Thud or sting?
Stingy....the stingier the better....hit me with a thuddy and the brat will come out.

10. What is your favorite restraint material to use or wear?
Rope, I'm fascinated by shibari and knotty guys

11. Do ya make your own toys and if so what are ya most proud of?
No, I'm not that clever nor do I have the time.

12. When ya see a St Andrew’s cross what is your first impulse?
Gulp!

13. What is the least likely to succeed pick up line you have used? Has it worked?
I used to wear this little heart watch about my neck and when someone asks me what time it is, I tell them, "Its time for a kiss" but one of my kids broke the chain this week.

14. Can I get some fries with that shake?
Sure, but I'd prefer an order of onion rings.

15. Can ya suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
Why? Could you imagine the wrinkles it would cause on my face? Can you?

16. If you were trapped in the mountains, say snowbound, and you only had a pocket knife, cheese 50 feet of rope and a packet of peanuts what would you do? Who would you most like to be in that situation with <you can add more peanuts for each person>

First of all, I've lived through plenty of blizzards back in the midwest, so I'm smart enough to know how to smell and see a storm rolling in to know better than to go up into the mountains. Besides, I probably would have checked the weather report before I did anything like that. But if by chance I'd end up in a situation such as that, I'd use my cell phone to call for help.

17. What is the most perverted act you have ever accomplished?
What, tying up the farm hands daughter with corset strings doesn't count?

18. If your partner suddenly yelled out fhqwhgads, what would you do?
F*ck harder until we're covered in puddle-rific goo-dom?

19. Where are we going and what is that for?
Now that's what I'm talking about!!! Besides, I wouldn't ask and fear of spoiling all his/her fun!

Kisses in All Your Special Places,
mae

1. How do you orient? (hetero, homo, bi, mono, poly, top, dom, bottom sub, switch, male, female you get the gist)
female, lifestyle submissive, periodically slave, pro-switch, mostly hetero, sometimes bi,

2. How long have you been doing pervy stuff?
since i was spanked for the first time at 17 (15 years, and still learning)

3. If a rubber ducky fell from the sky what would be your first impulse?
check to see if it is one of the vibrating 'rub-my-duckies'

4. Do you prefer to watch or be watched?
both are hot, no preference.

5. How do ya like your eggs?
scrambled

6. What is your favorite pervertable?
base-ball bats, all kinds.... but especially nerf ones.. all thump - yummmm

7. How easy is it to get you naked?
i get naked every day.

8. Where do you buy equipment and what is your favorite piece?
anywhere i can find it. (baseball bats don't count?) - i really like my heavy 'forbidden' wood paddle.. only used a few times.. poor paddle... i gotta do something about that.

9. Thud or sting?
THUD - but sting is nice too.

10. What is your favorite restraint material to use or wear?
rope...

11. Do ya make your own toys and if so what are ya most proud of?
CANES!! good ones

12. When ya see a St Andrew’s cross what is your first impulse?
i remind myself not to act on impulse, and not to get on the cross unless my top instructs me.

13. What is the least likely to succeed pick up line you have used? Has it worked?
see below..

14. Can I get some fries with that shake?
ummmm - what? - is this an example of your worse pick-up line??

15. Can ya suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
i'm ambitious, i'll try.

16. If you were trapped in the mountains, say snowbound, and you only had a pocket knife, cheese 50 feet of rope and a packet of peanuts what would you do? Who would you most like to be in that situation with <you can add more peanuts for each person>
be grateful that i am not allergic to peanuts.. can i be alone? this sounds fun.

17. What is the most perverted act you have ever accomplished?
i do not talk about this in public

18. If your partner suddenly yelled out fhqwhgads, what would you do?
i'd look confused.


19. Where are we going and what is that for?
to the corn fields. it's a scare-crow-post, i wanna try something.....

1. How do you orient? (hetero, homo, bi, mono, poly, top, dom, bottom sub, switch, male, female you get the gist)
Male bi sub with tendencies to switch
2. How long have you been doing pervy stuff?
Since puberty
3. If a rubber ducky fell from the sky what would be your first impulse?
Look up and see if there are more falling from the sky.
4. To you prefer to watch or be watched?
I think a little of both
5. How do ya like your eggs?
Egg Beaters
6. What is your favorite pervertable?
Plugs, plugs, and more plugs!
7. How easy is it to get you naked?
Simple. Just ask.
8. Where do you buy equipment and what is your favorite piece?
Pet supply and hardware stores. A riding crop.
9. Thud or sting?
Sting, please.
10. What is your favorite restraint material to use or wear?
Rip-stop nylon
11. Do ya make your own toys and if so what are ya most proud of?
Tried once and wasn't happy with the quality.
12. When ya see a St Andrew’s cross what is your first impulse?
Who's next?
13. What is the least likely to succeed pick up line you have used? Has it worked?
Nothing that I can remember ever worked.
14. Can I get some fries with that shake?
Don't forget the fry sauce.
15. Can ya suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
Not a core competency of mine.
16. If you were trapped in the mountains, say snowbound, and you only had a pocket knife, cheese 50 feet of rope and a packet of peanuts what would you do? Who would you most like to be in that situation with <you can add more peanuts for each person>
The woman that remembered to bring the walkie talkie, satellite phone, GPS, and emergency locator transponder in her backpack along with plenty of MRE's, thermal gear, and a tent
17. What is the most perverted act you have ever accomplished?
No one would be impressed by my revealing it here.
18. If your partner suddenly yelled out fhqwhgads, what would you do?
Check for pulse and breathing.
19. Where are we going and what is that for?
Wherever the road takes us. Don't touch it we don't know what it can do yet.

1. How do you orient? (hetero, homo, bi, mono, poly, top, dom, bottom sub, switch, male, female you get the gist)

~hetero bottom female~

2. How long have you been doing pervy stuff?

~for as long as i can remember~

3. If a rubber ducky fell from the sky what would be your first impulse?

~squeeze it~

4. To you prefer to watch or be watched?

~be watched~

5. How do ya like your eggs?

~unfertilized please~

6. What is your favorite pervertable?

~his hand~

7. How easy is it to get you naked?

~lately, not very~

8. Where do you buy equipment and what is your favorite piece?

~online mostly, here you go with the favorites again... i don't have one!~

9. Thud or sting?

~yes please~

10. What is your favorite restraint material to use or wear?

~rope~

11. Do ya make your own toys and if so what are ya most proud of?

~the last bamboo switch i cut.... that counts dammit!~

12. When ya see a St Andrew’s cross what is your first impulse?

~she gets wet~

13. What is the least likely to succeed pick up line you have used? Has it worked?

~i don't use pick up lines~

14. Can I get some fries with that shake?

~no you may not~

15. Can ya suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

~probably~

16. If you were trapped in the mountains, say snowbound, and you only had a pocket knife, cheese 50 feet of rope and a packet of peanuts what would you do? Who would you most like to be in that situation with <you can add more peanuts for each person>

~this would never happen to me~

17. What is the most perverted act you have ever accomplished?

~not telling... i know, i'm no fun~

18. If your partner suddenly yelled out fhqwhgads, what would you do?

~sing along.... everybody to the limit!~

19. Where are we going and what is that for?

~even if i knew, i still wouldn't tell you~

1. How do you orient? Female hetero/bi-curious, switch, mono.
2. How long have you been doing pervy stuff? As long as I can remember.
3. If a rubber ducky fell from the sky what would be your first impulse? To tread on it & hear it squeak.
4. Do you prefer to watch or be watched? Depends. In a public or fairly new environment I would prefer to watch. In a controlled, intimate environment of ‘friends’ – both.
5. How do ya like your eggs? Unfertilised.
6. What is your favorite pervertable? Wooden laundry pegs & rubber bands.
7. How easy is it to get you naked? Not very.
8. Where do you buy equipment and what is your favorite piece? Online or in store and am still building my supplies so no favourites just yet.
9. Thud or sting? Thud.
10. What is your favorite restraint material to use or wear? Velvet, suede, rope.
11. Do ya make your own toys and if so what are ya most proud of? Not yet.
12. When ya see a St Andrew’s cross what is your first impulse? Depends – Scotland or Red Neck Americans depending on the background/shield….no offense meant, but u asked.
13. What is the least likely to succeed pick up line you have used? Has it worked? Wanna fuck? Yup.
14. Can I get some fries with that shake? Wha??
15. Can ya suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose? Never tried because that WOULD BE STOOPID……
16. If you were trapped in the mountains, say snowbound, and you only had a pocket knife, cheese 50 feet of rope and a packet of peanuts what would you do? Who would you most like to be in that situation with? I’d fatten my companion up with the peanuts (friggin’ hate the things) and get them to help me build a fire. Then I’d stab them with the knife, kebab ‘em, and stuff ‘em with cheese for extra flavour….hhhhmmmm, human. If I was in that sort of ridiculously far fetched scenario it would probably be my little Scottish mate that had talked it into me…although she’d be stringy eating :P
17. What is the most perverted act you have ever accomplished? Most of them occurred when I was drunk and when I was a lot younger so I have blocked them from my memory forever-more!!!!
18. If your partner suddenly yelled out fhqwhgads, what would you do? Think they were having an epileptic shock.
19. Where are we going and what is that for? Who knows…..?

1. How do you orient? (hetero, homo, bi, mono, poly, top, dom, bottom sub, switch, male, female you get the gist)

Queer ( I love trannies and men ), kinky top, female

2. How long have you been doing pervy stuff?

Most of my life.

3. If a rubber ducky fell from the sky what would be your first impulse?

Move under something.

4. To you prefer to watch or be watched?

I like to watch.

5. How do ya like your eggs?

Scrambled.

6. What is your favorite pervertable?

Clothes pins, saran wrap. pantyhose, ace bandages, ect....

7. How easy is it to get you naked?

How hard can you try ?

8. Where do you buy equipment and what is your favorite piece?

I don't. German shackles.

9. Thud or sting?

Sting.

10. What is your favorite restraint material to use or wear?

Leather sleep sack

11. Do ya make your own toys and if so what are ya most proud of ?

Yes, they are called sluts. I make sissy boys into woman sluts and whores.

12. When ya see a St Andrew’s cross what is your first impulse?

Secure the belts around my victim.

13. What is the least likely to succeed pick up line you have used?

Get me a drink. Skidaddle and do it !

Has it worked?

No, but I got a good laugh.

14. Can I get some fries with that shake?

What is that supposed to mean ?

15. Can ya suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

Yes !

16. If you were trapped in the mountains, say snowbound, and you only had a pocket knife, cheese 50 feet of rope and a packet of peanuts what would you do? Who would you most like to be in that situation with <you can add more peanuts for each person>

I don't know.

17. What is the most perverted act you have ever accomplished?

Being a bridesmaid and wearing that stupid dress.

18. If your partner suddenly yelled out fhqwhgads, what would you do?

Say "god bless you".


19. Where are we going and what is that for?

Who cares ?

- Mary

1. How do you orient? (hetero, homo, bi, mono, poly, top, dom, bottom sub, switch, male, female you get the gist)
female, bi, poly, switch

2. How long have you been doing pervy stuff?
a year

3. If a rubber ducky fell from the sky what would be your first impulse?
put it in my tub.:)

4. To you prefer to watch or be watched?
watch

5. How do ya like your eggs?
over easy

6. What is your favorite pervertable?
gotta be a wooden spoon

7. How easy is it to get you naked?
does nympho mean anything?

8. Where do you buy equipment and what is your favorite piece?
online,,riding crop

9. Thud or sting?
both, mostly sting

10. What is your favorite restraint material to use or wear?
leather

11. Do ya make your own toys and if so what are ya most proud of?
not yet

12. When ya see a St Andrew’s cross what is your first impulse?
look for someone to tie me up and flog me.

13. What is the least likely to succeed pick up line you have used? Has it worked?
no catchy tunes here,,yes it does succeed:)not always fruitfully.

14. Can I get some fries with that shake?
lol my best asset

15. Can ya suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
uummm, probably,

16. If you were trapped in the mountains, say snowbound, and you only had a pocket knife, cheese 50 feet of rope and a packet of peanuts what would you do? Who would you most like to be in that situation with <you can add more peanuts for each person>
cut my rope up into 2 15' and a 20' length, tie up my partner and,,,,,,,,:) does it matter who?

17. What is the most perverted act you have ever accomplished?
I dont think I could do this 20 years and manage to acomplish the most perverted act. Always willing to try anything once.

18. If your partner suddenly yelled out fhqwhgads, what would you do?
kind of stare at them to see what is coming next.:)

19. Where are we going and what is that for?
to the basement and I'll show in a minute.

Hrmm...this looks like something fun to do when I've been up all night, can't sleep and horny as hell...

1. How do you orient?

Female, Poly, Submissive, and "Hybrid Bi" (love pleasing girls, but pretty much like to play with them only when I'm with my Love, too - or in exhibition; definitely need real cock when I'm turned on...like, um, sooooon! arghhh! ;-).

2. How long have you been doing pervy stuff?

Did naughty things to the neighbor Italian boy when he was four and I was five. His mommy had a bedroom with a chandelier and a wall filled with mirrors...we had all sorts of wicked fun on her bed!

3. If a rubber ducky fell from the sky what would be your first impulse?

Duck.

4. To you prefer to watch or be watched?

Both...adore mirrors so that I can watch myself and my Love, together, too.

5. How do ya like your eggs?

Soft scrambled, soft boiled, runny over easy, Benedict, soft omelet with lots of gooey cheese; always cooked in real butter.

6. What is your favorite pervertable?

I don't have one. Or at least, I can't think of anything in particular at the moment. Hrm...

7. How easy is it to get you naked?

Turn up the heat. I get cold easily, and being cold turns me off fast!

8. Where do you buy equipment and what is your favorite piece?

I don't buy equipment; His cock is my favorite piece. ;-)

9. Thud or sting?

I'll last longer with thud, but I'll take whatever He wants me to take...and He likes to make me sting!

10. What is your favorite restraint material to use or wear?

Leather or metal.

11. Do ya make your own toys and if so what are ya most proud of?

No.

12. When ya see a St Andrew’s cross what is your first impulse?

Fear, intrigue, delight, shivers and curiosity...fear.

13. What is the least likely to succeed pick up line you have used? Has it worked?

Favorite pick up line at frat parties my girlfriends and I would sneak into while we were in high school:

(Putting hand on sexy guy's arm, as if to steady myself, acting slightly tipsy with beer in other hand...)

"Hey, you! God, I haven't seen you since...um...geez, when was that?"

(Guy grins and supplies possible time, usually a previous party, assumes was too drunk to remember me, but would never admit it!)

"Yeah! Wow."

(Get closer, drink some beer. Make conversation while managing to get more skin on skin contact...)

"So how have you been...?"

(At some point, one of us admits we can't remember the other's name; and then the other says:

"That's okay, I couldn't remember yours either!"

(Reintroduce ourselves, flirt outrageously, have a great night. ;-)

Worked every time I saw a sexy frat boy I wanted to play around with. Back long before I had a thing for real relationships, that is.

Now if I want someone, I just tell them. Usually works. :-P

14. Can I get some fries with that shake?

You can watch me leave, if you like. ;-)

15. Can ya suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

Why would I waste my talents and energy on a golf ball and a hose? I know someone who would appreciate my mouth much, much more...

16. If you were trapped in the mountains, say snowbound, and you only had a pocket knife, cheese 50 feet of rope and a packet of peanuts what would you do? Who would you most like to be in that situation with <you can add more peanuts for each person>

Methinks I'd try an "enthusiastic snowdrift" on my Love, just because we're snowbound. :-P

Then we'd eat some cheese and peanuts for energy...and I'd let him have his wicked way with me to keep us both warm.

17. What is the most perverted act you have ever accomplished?

Um...if we get to be close friends or lovers, I'll show you some pictures...I adore pictures of me and/or playmates doing kinky stuff. Fun! ;-)

18. If your partner suddenly yelled out fhqwhgads, what would you do?

Roll my eyes, and probably groan...just to elicit a potential smack on my ass. Then I'd giggle, groan and roll my eyes again, and hope to get chased down and thrown on a bed.

19. Where are we going and what is that for?

You're asking me? He's in charge. Ask Him. I'm just here to make Him happy. ;-)